Faiza's childhood paperback of Jules Verne's Around the World in Eighty Days: a steam train, an elephant, a sailing ship and a fort under a smoky sky. Spin the globe Photos The itinerary Who’s where? The numpties

Phileas Fogg did it in eighty days, with a plan.

We have neither. Reza and Faiza head off round the world, dropping in on Rayyan in China and Nael in Sydney, and getting lost in between.